In Defense of Paris Hilton

Well, the hotel heiress has been sprung from the slammer and had her first post-jail interview last night on Larry King Live. Immediately following the interview Anderson Cooper and a panel of sharks dissected and chopped her words into tiny little pieces – they were not alone.

First let me say that this diva is in the minority of folks who think that Paris’ crime did not fit the time. (apparently 63% think it did). HELLO – some actors kill people in cold blood and are out playing golf!

During the interview Paris described her time in the big house, read deep moments from her solitary confinement scriptures and told how she ordered the bible from the commissary (inmates are not allowed to bring anything in jail with them upon admittance.) and read it almost daily.

Larry King tried to get Paris to bad-mouth Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie but Paris didn’t take the bait! She smiled her glossy-lipped smile and declared what a good mother Britney is, that she wishes Lindsay the best and that Nicole is like a sister to her and she’d hate for anything bad to happen to her. (uh , we guess this means Nicole is no longer in Paris’ dog house.)

While Anderson Cooper and the lot go on and on about how vapid Paris is, how immature she is and how after 3 weeks pondering what good she can do in the world still seems to be teetering, this Diva would like to discuss the more important issues at hand….What she was wearing and how she looked! GOSH, people, you’ve missed the whole point!

First off, let me say I loved her dress – bone colored beige number with deep scoopneck and bow tie front – I’ll take one of those! Second, her make-up – true, her lips were properly coated and shiny in gloss, but I felt her mascara looked gloppy and needed a ‘comb-thru’ to separate the lashes.

And to Anderson’s disbelief that Paris could not recount a single favorite passage from the bible when asked by Larry King , this Diva retorts – HAVE you SEEN the bible???? It’s a BIG BOOK!!!

God Bless you Paris, may you prosper and show the world the changed woman you claim to be!

- Diva 4

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