From 'Tude to Tears (of boredom, that is)

Having ditched Brenna, our resident 'tude-ette, last week, 201 divas were anxiously awaiting a drama-less week of rockin' performances. Unfortunately, for the first time in a long time, we 201 divas reached the end of our precious hour and had zero recall. That said...

Paris, we'll always have Paris. In our memories that is. She needs to watch old idol re-runs, gloria estefan didn't work for diana and it didn't work for her. Plus her jeans needed to be more tapered (who ever thought we'd say that!) and her dress a little shorter to rock her look.

Lisa needs to live in reality. We didn't know, they didn't know, y'all don't know WHAT SHE WAS SINGING. I've never heard more songs I didn't know. Perhaps she needs to break our cardinal rule, and bust out a Whitney, just so we know she listens to the radio. And leave mom at home.

Melissa. We loved the song choice, and the performance in general, but she will be the first one who gets THROWN at the stylist if she survives. For real, for sure.

Kinnik. Can't connect. Broke the cardinal rule -- no Whitney, no Mariah, no Alesia, no Estefan, NO IDOL. Result? NO style. Zero recall. We believe she really did buy her ticket home.

McPheever. We've got it. And so did the dawg pound. Arf. 'Nuff said, the girl has got it goin' on.

Ayla aka hoops (there it is...). We are squarely with Simon -- shocked that it was so good. But she needs to quit squatting in front of the camera -- it was a visual reminder of the men on the subway who wants two seats if you know what we mean. Find a home for the bees in her hive and ditch the dynasty do if she sticks around.

Mandisa. Mandisa. Mandisa. She isn't everywoman, she is WOMAN, hear her roar. Rockin the look and rockin our world. If this were dancing with the stars, she is 10s across the board, a platinum medal, and the ultimate tropical flower.

Last but not least, Pickler. We want to like her. We finally believe she can sing. But we don't need the calamari, the "I'm a mink?" and the "I just ate SAL-mon" to win our hearts. This may be Simon's year to shock the tabloids -- "Simon Says I'm a Naughty Little Minx...". If McPheever and Seacrest don't beat him to the tabloids first.

Despite having plenty to say about the women, in all we believe 50% or more are forgettable. Bring on the true idols -- tomorrow's men. One 201 Diva in particularly has already cued her speed dial to Chris Hottie Daughtry.

Odd Divas (1&3) out!