Supernova, VMA's, Suri and More

okay, so it's been a big week in TV Land. The week began with the VMA's - hosted by Jack Black in a superhero costume, but no superhero tricks could save this borefest. Despite Fergie's bridge coming down and down and down and down there wasnt much memorable other than the adorable Abigail Breslin - a highpoint, and annoying want-to-be comic Sara Silverman who I first thought was an audience contest winner allowed to talk ad-naseum on camera about nothing until someone told me she was actually a comic - guess what? NOT FUNNY! - and the award for lowpoint of the night goes to her "heart-to-heart with Paris Hilton telling her she's too fat. This was in poor taste and incredibly irresponsible given the epedemic of anorexia sweeping this country that . Noone was laughing and to this would be nobody they allotted more camera time than for any actual singers.

next, Suri Cruise....am I the only one who thinks she looks like an adopted asian girl ? 'nuf said!

For anyone watching Rockstar Supernova - or American Idol on Crack, as I like to refer to it - we have witnessed some bad and bad ass performances in Supernova's quest to find their new lead singer. Dilana has been the clear leader in my book since day 1, but her popularity suffered a decline after house scandal and bad-mouthing on her part so she's been back pedalling ever since to redeem her status. Storm Large (can we see the birth certificate on this one please!) has proved that not only can she sing, but that her cooter is a soft breeze away from exposing itself on every episode. last night's "pants" - and i use the term lightly - were unattractively loose, low and well, LOW!!! But hey, that's called "strategy" in reality tv land. and everyone on the guys in SuperNova and most obviously, Dave Navaro, sit drooling week-after-week at the thought of getting into her pants (not too hard as per aformentioned wardrobe almost-mal-function.). Not sure if they stand a chance though, as She and Dilana seem hmmm, how should i put this,,,,,,super close. (see your tivo for the dilana leg wraparound storm and several other not so subtle-ties.) and now that Storm has been kicked off Supernova, i think Storm should do Porn.

Suri or not Suri? That is the Question! yeah, um , i forgot to mention, most hair I've ever seen on a toddler - can someone say "hair extensions?

Last but not Least, Project Runway has proved a must-see this summer. Heidi Klum's got her tough guy game on and all the judges have collectively ganged up on sweet, nice Kayne who can seem to do no right, but somehow manages to stay alive in the competition. Thank god Vincent went home last night!! If i had to listen to him say one more time how "buttons turn me on", "this fabric gets me off", "this sleeve gets me off, " "this doorknob gets me off".... go jack YOURSELF off and shut the F**K Up.

Meanwhile, sadly Jeffery who has to be the meanest spirited human being on earth has won again this week and i can only say to him if he wins this competition - you're an a-hole and i wouldnt buy your clothes because you're a meanie and school bully and you should be sent to the principal's office!!

Diva 4 out!