Send in the straight jacket!

What is paula smokin?

First off let's begin by saying if last week's American Idol was a pixie stick than this week's idol was a pile of doo-doo. And if Simon was drinking the "happy" juice last week, then someone shot him up with some bitter pills this week! According to Randy, Paula and Simon - pretty much everyone stunk - except for mchottie, paris and elliot. And speaking of Elliot I still must be the only one watching who is not moved to tears or tantric sex by his voice. and speaking of sex, is paula having some with him cause those tears welling up with that girl was something serious and there was some undercurrent of something. Meanwhile, while paula's trying to hold back niagra falls , Simon is quietly hysterically laughing at her. And i dare say, likely most of America was laughing with him!

We all know Paris Bennett can sing. But the girl has GOT to secure a visual identity and own it! Each week she looks more done up or made up or like she's playing dress up or pretending to be going on an interview at a bank or security firm! Every time they show a clip of Paris working with the celebrity tutor of the week she looks great! Young, perkey, age-appropriate t-shirts and clothing and her hair usually follows suit. THEN.....she gets on stage and you're like - who's that???

Biggest fashion flub of the night goes to Katharine McPhee who may give guys the mcpheever but someone forgot to give her a mcslip - bad panty lines under that banana yellow dress were a major "don't" - hello, wardrobe......anyone home?

Kelli Pickler had us relive (against our will) memories of the movie "ghost" and lamented to Ryan that sadly she has noone to play pottery with. hmmmm. the 'dumb blonde' gene just keeps going and going and going and going and......

......AND, if Kelli's not voted off tonite than there is a huge calamari-loving, minx-mandating, kelli klub out there and they're a force to be reckoned with!

-D4 out.