Baby Nation!

I'd like to acknowledge the babies popped out by celebrity moms this week!

In the much anticipated silent birth of baby TomKat (and who can believe it's already been 9 months) the "couple" (i use the term loosely!) successfully managed a stealth-like "to the bat car!" mission almost impossible to the hospital maneuver entirely avoiding any paparazzi! At the hospital, would-be silent birther Katie Holmes was administered an epidural! Now last i checked, epidural was a drug. Drugs are meds. Meds are bad - according to one make believe doctor who plays an actor on tv!

Meanwhile, down the hall of the same hospital, Brooke Shields (in an odd twist of karmic fate even Earl would have trouble believing), Tom's nemisis was delivering her own baby. One can only hope that Brooke made so much noise delivering that baby of hers that it envoked screams from silent birthers down the hall!

What would really cinch this whole thing would be for Tom to get post-partum depression. Unlikely, I know...but one can dream.

Enquiring minds still want to know... Did katie scream? Did Suri (yeah, just another question mark!) scream? Did tom scream? Did all the scientologists go out for ice cream? Shhhhhhhhh!!!!! no talking.

D4 silently out.