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Monday, November 27, 2006

Sadie or Jen: Who will be a Princess-to-Be?

Sadie, Jen, Sadie, Jen. In the bachelor's season finale, with at least 3 more commercials to go, my prediction is that Sadie will walk away with a ring. Even though 85% of kicked off bachelorettes from last week's The Bachelor Women Tell All said they thought Jen would be last gal standing.

I wish i had begun counting how many times the word "prince" was used in just this episode. I'm sure there are plenty of drinking parties goiong on all over where you drink when someone says the word 'prince' or 'princess'. Lorenzo isnt even a REAL prince...It's Like how people get appointed into knighthood, or robinhood or in-da-hood. Lorenzo doesnt have a castle, a crown (that i know of) or a country to reign over.

Now, a word from Diva 3 -

"Lord help me I am sitting here watching this ridiculous show. There is so much bullshit, I cannot take it, yet I refuse, with all the lameness I can muster, to turn away. Lorenzo seems nice enough, but if all he's been blathering on about for the past hour and a half is true, he should purchase some balls and strap on a ....be a man for crying out loud!"

Diva 4 back
and now the "girls" - noone ever calls them women (HELLO, they're not 12!) - are in the dresses pulling up to the caslte. let's see. Lorenzo has spent this entire show saying he's equally attreacted to both, he could see marrying them both, and one minute it's Sadie and one minute it's Jen. This is particularly gonna suck for whoever isnt picked, because if they had just waited 5 minutes, Lorenzo would possibly have changed his mind again. (and again. and again.)

one more commercial ------- I can barely stand the suspense.

SHIT... here we go. the moment is here. the final rose sits on the podium. car pulls up and ..............Shit. I'm wrong. Sadie's the first one out of the limo.. which means she's the Loser. Ahhhh shit. i'm gonna cry for her.

ok, lorenzo is acting weird now. he lets Sadie down saying "the truth is that there's another women and at this point I'd rather be with her". THAT's HARSH!!. NOT Nice!!. BAd, Lorenzo, Bad!!! and , i have watched almost EVERY one of these proposals to date and that was by far and away the BLUNTEST, most unemotional ' You're not the One' speech I ever heard. I do not like him any more. He says, "there's another woman and at this point I'd rather be with her.", then just stands there like an idiot. BAD. BAD. Major point loss Lorenzo.
Sadie rocks and I hope she is the next bachelorette!

Let's see if Lorenzo's nearly as direct with Jen. okay. he did a better job with jen. he didnt propose, but gave her the ring as a promise to propose. and another bachelor ends.

out and over it.

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Friday, November 17, 2006

A note to producers

Dear Deja Vu Producers,

You have made it clear to me that you REALLY want me to see your new movie, Deja Vu. I know this because you run the ads every 50 seconds. But here's the thing - I'm pretty certain I've already seen it.




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Do You Tom Take Katie...

Well, it's officially November 18th - Tom and Katie's Wedding day!

The most talked about couple of the year is finally tying the knot. Rome, Italy is the setting for this star-studded celebrity wedding. My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail, but friggin Brooke shields is going! Just months ago her and Tom were battling it out, but clearly Brooke's power of forgiveness is stronger than mine and in the same way woman who have babies forget how painful it is, it seems mother nature has done the same for Brooke's memory of Tom's rant and down-with-drugs campaign earlier this year. But hey, forgive and forget, and let'm eat cake. Wedding cake that is. Do scientologists have wedding cake?

And speaking of scientolgoy, there will be no screaming before, during or after the wedding vows; Tom and Katie will not be allowed anti-anxiety drugs to calm their nerves; and noone will be able to speak to Tom and Katie for a month after they're married.

ok, so i have no idea what a scientology wedding is, but i'm pretty certain i dont' want one of my own!!




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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Awwww

First Ryan and Reese. Now Britney and K-Fed.

where is the love, people? is there really no santa claus?

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Betty Ooops!

Here's the thing. I want to like Ugly Betty but I just don't.

Not sure if it's that she's just not ugly enough or that i feel like I'm watching a poor man's version of "The Devil Wears Prada" mixed with some dumb mystery novel from the 1980's baked in an oven at 450 degrees for an hour and I'm like too many cooks in this kitchen!

Supposedly a big hit all over the globe, Ugly Betty finally made it's way to the U.S. I know I might be the only one who doesnt like it, as I am among a group of few who doesnt quite get the Desperate Housewives phenom either. (that damn woman's voice-over narrative drives me mad!)



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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Whose the Biggest Loser?

I do not need to wait for the season finale to know who the Biggest Loser is. It's ME!!!! and likely its you too!

Week after week I watch the Biggest loser admiring these extremely overweight ordinary folks with seemingly impossible odds pushing their limits to lose mega chunks of weight...like an entire person worth of weight! As I, who could stand to lose a measely 10 lbs, sits watching with inevitably some fattening caloric dessert or dinner in front of me and oh, and it's a commercial, time for seconds!!!

Corny, I know, but I get goosebumps hearing the theme song, "what have you done today to make you feel proud...." hmm, let's see, tonight i polished off all the leftover halloween candy while watching the biggest loser, oh wait, i'm not proud of that.

where's bob when ya need him!?*

- D Loser

For anyone looking for the Biggest Loser Theme song, it's on the The Biggest Loser Soundtrack CD





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