White & Nerdy

"Weird Al" Yankovic's music video from his new album "Straight Outta Lynwood" (in stores Sept. 26)

Yankovic has outdone himself. High-larious!!! He's just so f-ing white and nerdy!!
Grab some White and Nerdy T-shirts and Gear while you're at it.




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Dick In A Box - Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake Digital Short SNL Uncensored

Dick In A Box - Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake Digital Short SNL Uncensored

Somebody peel us 4 divas off the f-ing floor! Too funny!!! What a great performance. I guess we all
know what Cameron is getting this holiday season.


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Justin Timberlake's New HIt - Cock in a Box

well, Justin Timberlake is successfully pulling SNL out of its ashes from the recent departure of Tina Fey and its lack luster weeks, and is making tonite's SNL not only funny, but very musical. In fact he just debuted his new song with Andy Samberg, Cock in a Box - (hint , if you havent' gotten her a gift yet.).

Here's how you do it:
Step 1 - cut a hole in the box.
Step 2 - shove your junk in it.
Step 3 - make her open the box.

In addition to "Cock in a Box", Justin did a hilarious rap gig dressed in white thermal underwear dressed as a cup-o-soup cup and then he provided me a blast from my past (maybe not yours) with a dead-on rendition of the Gibb Bros with Jimmy Fallon.

This diva's thinkin Cameron is going to get some "replay" mileage out of these performances when he returns home.

This Diva rates Justin hosting SNL on my top 2 list with Scarlett Johannson ("Ya Gotta get a SSShandiiliiier") .




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Manatee Mania!

So apparently not too many days back Conan O'Brien mentioned a then fictitious website, http://www.hornymanatee.com , on-air and if we are to believe what he has just explained on tonight's show - if he mentions a website on-air that does not in fact exist NBC is obligated to buy it. (heck, if they didnt buy it i'm certain myself and a couple thousand other websters would have!) Now i'm not a lawyer so I'm not sure if he's yanking my chain here or not. (ya never do know with the CO-Nan!) But they do own the site and since they owned it, hey might as well build it - cause they're coming anyway!

This site has supposedly gotten like a billion hits in 10 days. They're also selling t-shirts, and donating proceeds to save the manatees, so it's all good. You can submit Manatee photos and horny manatee stories, so take a surf on over and pay the Manatee some props!

-Diva 4 up way too late again.



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Biggest Loser Finale - TV That Tastes Good!

Another season finale of the Biggest Loser aired tonite, and OMG - these people just keep losing more weight.

HOLY SHIT BATMAN, several contestants - men and women - dropped over 100 lbs - yes, 100 lbs. And the winner - SPOILER COMING - lost an astounding 214 lbs, most of us couldnt gain that amount of weight in a lifetime of eating ding dongs and this guy lost it in mere months. Erik arrived at the infamous ranch weighing 407 pounds. A New Yorker who works in a deli with fattening food around him 24-7 was literally unrecognizable - Kai, who topped out at the most weight to date lost by a woman on TBL looked remarkable and Wylie - again, my jaw dropped and it's still on the floor - looked like a god!

No one was happier to see Erik win then lovable Bob, the trainer - who was left with Eric as his only team member to make it to the finals, and his ass was on da line. Go BOB!!

I thought I'd seen it all last season with the now engaged Matt and Suzy in the finals transforming themselves into movie stars, but the biggest loser just keeps bringing it again and again and again!

You won't get a snarky comment out of me (shocker, I know!) where this show is concerned. To me, this is TV at it's finest. Saving lives, inspiring lives, changing lives! I Love this show!!! Three snaps up and a circle i think I hear the treadmill calling.

D4 OTD

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Mission Operation Extraction of Diva3 (Alias Couchspylauncher)

Just when I thought my period of unemployment would start to become more productive, making better use of my days to network, explore new interests, take some classes, get out of bed b/4 noon, take charge of my life,--- the ALIAS Complete Collection DVD Boxset arrived at my home. Opening up the box (which in itself looks like a Rambaldi artifact), has unleashed the fury of a pandoras box. Little did I know, my need for sleep, food, contact with other life forms would dramatically diminish.

Calling all Divas for extraction immediately. Diva 1, you will prepare the optech for the mission (as you are the only one with keys to my apartment--please be careful of the wreath). Diva 2, assemble a team of 20 agents. Intel indicates the c4 cable remote control has an automatic feature wired to fuse plastic to human flesh if held too long. We have 24 hours. I cannot stress the importance of freeing Diva 3 literally from the grips of disaster. Let's MOVE!!!

P.s. Michael Vaughn, Will Tippen and Spy Daddy need to be on standby for possible ressusitation of the subject should potential shock and withdrawal ensue.

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Adam and Eve and The Apple Store

Well, Cosmo Magazine released it's latest findings on the hot new places to meet men and concurs with what this Diva has been saying all along - Take thee to an Apple store!!

Let's recall how it all began, way back at the beginning - Adam and Eve met over a forbidden fruit - popularly identified as an apple (hmmm, coincedence? perhaps.) or maybe not.

Let's just say this - next time you have some time to kill, or you happen to be in the mall playing with make-up at Sephora and buying Jimmy Choo's at Nordstroms, strut your stuff over to a Mac store and just see what the buzz is about - not only is the store filled with tech-driven, mac-hungry, iPod-loving hotties, but you've also got the guys who work there and the genius's manning the Genius bar.

If the Apple Store starts serving cocktails and food I just might have to move in permanently!

Word on the street has it that one of the busiest times for the Apple store on 5th avenue is like 2 in the morning. A Mac attack without the calories - what more do you want out of life?

-D4otd


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What Not to Wear - Cameron, HELLO, This Calls 4 You!

I hate to call out one of my faves, but Cameron Diaz needs to stop shopping in the petit juniors department. Last week she appeared on ELLEN in the shortest of short "dresses" or shirts - depending on where you shop, so much so that Ellen threw a napkin over her thigh closest to the audience to cover her up. Tonight, she marches onto Conan O'Brien wearing an all white smock-like "dress"/ shirt/ beach cover-up that had her severely close to some basic instinct moves.

Now girl, noone is arguing that you dont have like the best legs in the business, but these things you've been wearing are not dresses - they're barely shirts. Grab Justin and surf on over to Melrose and buy a dress that fits properly! If you need help, I'm certain Stacy and Clinton would lend you a hand.

-D4


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The 12 Greys of Christmas

This holiday season I'd like to celebrate the twelve greys of christmas because I love Grey's Anatomy and well, who doesnt?! Forget McSanta and bring on McSteamy - we'll be naughty or nice or little of both whatever gets us into Seattle Grace on a stretcher and examined by one of the hot doctors on duty - SERIOUSLY!

Make your Christmas Dreamy and STeamy with my picks for The 12 Grey's of Christmas:

1. Pick Me, Choose Me, Love Me - it doesnt get more pathetic than this for Meredith Grey!

2.Meredith is all dark and twisty, are you?

3. It's not too many a co-worker than can say to another, stop looking at my va-jay-jay!

4. Does George do it for you like he does for Calli? If O'malley is your McDreamy than this is your McMagnet!

5. If you're on Team McSteamy than here's a Thong for Your Va-Jay-Jay!

6. Team McDreamy T-shirts for anyone who LOOOVES Dr. McDreamy, aka Derek Shepherd.

7. If you're not just dark and twisty, but SERIOUSLY dark and Twisty than this santa gift is seriously for you.

8. Slap some greys anatomy bumper sticker on your wheels and drive!

9. Fake like you're a surgeon at Seattle Grace hospital with this Property of Seattle Grace Surgery Team Tshirts.

10. Look at all the McHotties all year long with the Grey's Anatomy Wall Calendar ----- Did somebody call a DOCTOR????

11. Season 2 of Greys - watch it and drool.

12. Drumroll, please, I might be the last one to have realized that Grey's Anatomy was smartly titled after a leading medical book of the human body while in the waiting room of my internist between reading People Magazines I glanced at the bookshelf to see the binding on this book and the lightbulb went off in this Diva's head - OOOh, that's how they got the name!

So - there you have it - the 12 days of Christmas Seattle Grace style!

Wishing you all a McDreamy Christmas and a Merry McSteamy New Year!

- D4


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