Tennessee Shocker

** Newsflash ** Real-life Dr. McDreamy, Travis Stork, and Kindergarten Teacher, Sarah from Tennesse, are officially NOT together.

No f---king kidding!!! there was no chemistry, no spark, no nothin during the 6 weeks of this past season's lamest bachelor show to date. We watched nothing more than a Tennesse-bonded friendship develop between two people who couldnt light each other's fire in california drought.

They're both lovely people but noone bought it for a minute that this was a romance. Now maybe they can both move forward to meeting someone who will actually rock their world. (Note to Travis: Next time pick the girl you want, not the one your parents want for you!)

-D4 out.